January 2012
6 posts
LIST: MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORS OF ATLANTIC AVENUE
fuddlife:
1 (Tie). Pedro Aloysius von Hood
1 (Tie). “Sir” Arthur Conan Zebulon
GET AT THIS LAYDEEZ
Already got at itz, fellas.
December 2011
2 posts
PSA: google has graced betabeat with google news...
betabetabeatbeat:
we’d like to thank the academy.
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Please forgive my often solitary ways.
November 2011
5 posts
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if you must have a go, fine okay
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October 2011
4 posts
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My Morning Jacket, Off the Record
September 2011
5 posts
early word on the new fassbender movie, shame,...
first of all his cock is giant.
you see it?
oh, it’s like all over. and second of all there is, like, salad tossing.
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betabetabeatbeat:
adrianne: woot i have a gpg key adrianne: i am so l33t now ben.popper: can you translate that into english for me adrianne: 1 h4v3 a s3cr3t c0d3 s0 1 c4n pr0v3 wh0 1 4m 0n t3h 1nt3rn3tz
August 2011
3 posts
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July 2011
12 posts
B E T A B E A T: howaboutwe date ideas →
boobsradley:
Let’s all send an “accidental” sext to our dads! Then read the response sexts aloud! Let’s all change our relationship statuses and see who gets the most comments! Let’s all tweet about respecting women and see who gets the most Favstar.fms! Let’s all Tumblr about body image and…
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June 2011
2 posts
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Don't Know Why, But This Part Always Kills Me
08/14/1315h. Illinois State Fair Infirmary; then motel; then Springfield Memorial Medical Center Emergency Room for distention and possible rupture of transverse colon (false alarm); then motel; incapacitated till well after sunset; whole day a washout; incredibly embarrassing, unprofessional; indescribable. Delete entire day.
-David Foster Wallace, state fair essay, A Supposedly Fun Thing...
May 2011
2 posts
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April 2011
7 posts
via shelterfromthenorm:
kaylapeanuts:
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birds flying high, you know how i feel.
March 2011
12 posts
